At the start of 2020, the country is burning and the skippies are having a crisis. Is it climate change’s fault? Is it ScoMo’s fault? Of course not, Fraggles. It’s just nature doing it’s thing.

Trouble is… the fellas who actually knew how to manage Country properly were all genocided with smallpox and guns a few hundred years back.

Whether the Blacks deserve any mercy at the hands of the pioneering squatters is an open question, but that they get none is certain. They are a doomed race, and before many years they will be completely wiped out of the land.

Harold Finch-Hatton (1885)

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